I can't help myself...

Come on people, you know I love these more than life itself. Humor me and consider yourself tagged if you want to participate.

1. My uncle: Once peed on our couch because he claimed to have gotten a "chill on his ear."
2. There’s this person I know who: Every time he pees in the toilet he has to spit into it before he flushes. (I'm not naming any names...)
3. Once, at a bar: I showed off a tattoo that I have in a fairly inappropriate place to a bunch of random strangers.
4. By noon, I’m usually: Ready for a nap and needing a cup of coffee.
5. Last night: I went out with Aaron and some friends to celebrate Lucia's birthday... Happy Birthday Lu!
6. What I like best about the eighties is: The music, TV shows, and commercials.
7. If I were a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: Julius Caesar because I've always wanted to say "Et tu, Brute?" and can't work it into a regular conversation.
8. By this time next year: I will be planning a beautiful fall wedding.
9. I have a hard time understanding: Why people have such difficulty recycling.
10. One thing I'm thankful for right now is: my huge diamond ring (I know, so shallow.)
11. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: Depends on the award... for my wonderful prowess in bed I certainly wouldn't thank my parents...
12. Take my advice. Never: give me unsolicited advice, I believe it's a hostile act and will let you know this in no uncertain terms.
13. My ideal breakfast is: Vanilla yogurt with berries and granola with coffee/or Aaron's breakfast wraps.
14. A song I love is: Come on Eileen (Dexy's Midnight Runners)
15. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Going to the border town of Barrington to hit up Calef's and The Christmas Dove.
16. Why won’t people: Vote!
17. The world could do without: People who abuse/mistreat/neglect animals.
18. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat sushi.
19. My favorite blonde is: Alexander Richard LeBlanc
20. I can't count the number of times: Aaron sends me "thinking of you texts" every day.