What the... ?

I haven't been sleeping well lately, even with the assistance of my "boyfriend" so I have struggled to remember my dreams. Last night, however, I had an incredibly strange dream that I remembered parts of when I woke up this morning. I don't remember the sequence of how the dream went but I do recall some of the (strange) main themes.

• I was on a train with my mom and Aaron. My mom's character was played by Congresswoman, Gabby Giffords.
• Adele was in the dining train car singing and playing the violin, which was really a bow and arrow.
• I had to hop from one train compartment to another (using an access panel on the roof) because there was a gift shop on the other train car that was selling a ventriloquist dummy that my father-in-law really wanted.
• After buying the dummy I went back to the dining car to get a bite to eat and order a drink. I asked for a virgin daiquiri and once I had swallowed about 1/2 of the daiquiri, the ventriloquist dummy (who had joined me for lunch and was sitting on my lap because McPepe wasn't on the train) looked at me and said, "There was alcohol in that drink. Your baby will be born without  ears."

It was horrible. I can explain a lot of the things in the dream (Gabby Giffords is all over the news lately, the bow and arrow/train came from reading The Hunger Games, and the baby without ears most likely came from a clip shown on American Idol last night) but some of this, man, I'm at a loss. That dummy scared the crap out of me.

I don't think I like pregnancy dreams... or dummies... or daiquiris anymore.