The Beginning of Wednesday: Wednesday, Oui

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Wednesday, Oui

Those of you who spend a great deal of time with me know that I give everything a nickname. Everything, everything, everything!!! For example:

McDonald's = Nons

Ruby Tuesday = Rubes

TV remote = remoke or comp (WTF?-- I don't know!!!)

Store 24 = deuce-four

TD Banknorth = Teeds

I don't know why I do this, and it often confuses people a great deal. It's just something I have always done.

That said, my poor animals have not escaped the nicknames. Poor things, I doubt they even know their real name.

Bing= Beezus, Beazle, Beazle bop n' cero, Bee, Besus Christ, Spoils McGoiles, Bada Bing, Bocificus, Bingy, Bingy Bong, Beepa, Princey, Francey, Francis, BFC, Bing Francois louwah, Boppy, Besus Christ Superstar, and Binganator.

Manny= Mancy, Manstance, Piggly-wiggley, Manse,

Manabanana, Sausage, Manman, Mucky Muck, Uley, Sir, Butt-in-ski, Pugja, Pig-pig, Punkydorie, Mandibula, Mancy Mouse, Piglet, Maneater, and Manny the molester

Rocko= Cocko, Rocky, Rocket-man, Rocko Santa Fe, Rock-the-casbah-, Rocko the Cocko, Boots, Rockstar, Sexy Cat, Lion, Rocks, and Pop Rocks.

Shredda= Shreds, Princess, Shreddie Yeddie Yeddie, Las Vegas, SLVM, Fatty-bo-balatti, Shredster, Shredded Cheese and Sasafras.

And yes, my friends, Aaron is NOT exempt. I don't think he ever hears me say his name.

Aaron= Bub, Bubby, Baby, Sweetpea, Aaroneous, Aaroneaus Finn, Finn, Bubbsie, Punky, Pumpkin-head, Puppy, Bubcycle, and Daddy (not in a gross way... for the benefit of the animals, who clearly understand english ;)

Again, I don't know why I do this, but is it not funny, Oui? Every time I say one of these names out loud I have to smile because it fits that person/animal so well.

LOL, I am strange, Oui?

3 comments:

Unknown said...: Ah, Aaroneous... I've used that one all my life. Double-A is another. I used ATM as well. :); March 11, 2009 at 4:59 PM
Jessi said...: Maaattttttttt! I'm so happy you're here! LOL, yeah, aaroneous is one of my favorites!

<3 U!!!; March 11, 2009 at 8:11 PM
Stephani said...: I love how you snuck Cocko in there. ;); March 11, 2009 at 10:26 PM

Quotes that define my life:

"Now this is the Law of the Jungle -- as old and as true as the sky; And the Wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the Wolf that shall break it must die. As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk the Law runneth forward and back -- For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack." -- Rudyard Kipling
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." -- Unknown
"Better to love God and die unknown than to love the world and be a hero; better to be content with poverty than to die a slave to wealth; better to have taken some risks and lost than to have done nothing and succeeded at it." -- E. Lutzer
“There is pleasure in the pathless woods, There is rapture on the lonely shore, There is society where none intrudes, By the deep sea and the music in its roar; I love not man the less, but Nature more.” -- Lord Byron
"There are times when explanations, no matter how reasonable, just don't seem to help." -- Mr. Rogers
"If you don't crack the shell, you can't eat the nut." -- Persian Proverb
"Real peace is not the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice." Martin Luther King, Jr.

Mountains we climb

+ Currently: Life
+ Magalloway Mountain: Pittsburg, NH: 3,350 ft. Fire tower @ summit
+ Uncanoonuc Mountains: Goffstown, NH; Elevation: North Peak 1,324 ft. South Peak, 1,321 ft. *Indian Translation: "woman lying down" or "breasts"*
+ Mt. Major: Alton Bay, NH: Approx 4 mi. round trip; 1,100 ft. @ summit.
+ Monument Mt., Berkshire Area, MA: Approx 3 mi. round trip; *Beautiful waterfall* 1,735 ft @ summit.
+ Welch-Dickey- Loop Trail, Waterville Valley Area: 4.4 mi. round trip; 2,605 ft. @ Welch summit, 2,734 ft. @ Dickey summit.
+ Mt. Kearsarge- Barlow Trail, Winslow State Park, Wilmot: 2.8 mi. round trip; 2,937 ft @ summit.
+ Mt. Monadnock- White Dot Trail, Jaffrey: 4.2 mi. round trip, 3,165 ft. @ summit
+ Mt. Layafette- Old Bridle Path, Franconia Notch State Park: 8 mi. round trip, 5,260 ft @ summit.
+ Mt. Cardigan- East Side Loop, Alexandria: 5.3 mi. round trip, 3,121 ft @ summit. * some of the mountain was left bare from a fire in 1855
+ Mt. Morgan & Mt. Percival- Squaw Mountains, Holderness & Center Sandwich: 5.1 mi. round trip; 2,220 & 2,212 ft. @ summit
+ Mt. Osceola- White Mountain National Forest: 6.4 mi. round trip, 4,340 ft. @ summit

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