Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Am I the only one who?

Today isn't a "oui". Right now my entire life is a oui! But, clearly, I'm feeling pretty darn creative lately.

Blame the pregnancy hormones or lack of sleep but, not only am I creative, I am finding that I'm more curious than I have been in the past (if that's even possible.) So, tell me the truth... am I the only one?

Am I the only one who: uses Google as spell-checker?
Am I the only one who: gets annoyed that people think the word congratulations has a "d" in it?
Am I the only one who: shuts off the lights in my house to properly spy on neighbors at night?
Am I the only one who: would secretly love to be a cashier at a grocery store?
Am I the only one who: uses nightlights?
Am I the only one who: says things out loud like, "Well, aren't you special?" or "Who cares?!" When you sign on to Facebook and look at the newsfeed (although, I'm sure I get some of those reactions when I stream my blog right to FB)?
Am I the only one who: thinks they could be a winning contestant on Jeopardy?
Am I the only one who: likes the smell of their dog's ears?
Am I the only one who: loves to check the mail?
Am I the only one who: has to smell sour milk even though you've been warned it smells disgusting?
Am I the only one who: misses the postal stamps that you could "lick"?
Am I the only one who: after saying something clever thinks, "that will be my next Facebook status"?
Am I the only one who: thinks it's unrealistic that the "commercialized Jesus" is fair-skinned?
Am I the only one who: considers ice cream without jimmies or sprinkles sacrilegious?


Come on... Fess up, people.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well since you asked....
Am I the only one who: uses Google as spell-checker? nope I do too
Am I the only one who: gets annoyed that people think the word congratulations has a "d" in it? nope I hate that!
Am I the only one who: shuts off the lights in my house to properly spy on neighbors at night? no I do that too
Am I the only one who: would secretly love to be a cashier at a grocery store? hmm I used to want to, but then I was a cashier at broken pushcart. Still have PTSD from that one day.
Am I the only one who: uses nightlights? nope we have several
Am I the only one who: says things out loud like, "Well, aren't you special?" or "Who cares?!" When you sign on to Facebook and look at the newsfeed (although, I'm sure I get some of those reactions when I stream my blog right to FB)? nope I do that too
Am I the only one who: thinks they could be a winning contestant on Jeopardy? No! I love Jeopardy and I am SOOO smart ;)
Am I the only one who: likes the smell of their dog's ears? ewww gross yes I think you are the only one
Am I the only one who: loves to check the mail? NO! That's my favorite time of day. Don't you remember we used to race home and fight over who would check it?
Am I the only one who: has to smell sour milk even though you've been warned it smells disgusting? nope I do it too
Am I the only one who: misses the postal stamps that you could "lick"? nope I love licking envelopes too
Am I the only one who: after saying something clever thinks, "that will be my next Facebook status"? I do that too
Am I the only one who: thinks it's unrealistic that the "commercialized Jesus" is fair-skinned? that never occured to me, but now I am going to think about that...
Am I the only one who: considers ice cream without jimmies or sprinkles sacrilegious? NO! I have to have jimmies

nicki

Amy said...

Not Jeopardy - but I'd kick ass on wheel of fortune.

<3

Anonymous said...

I love the smell of my daughters feet!!! And I say " your welcome " when I pick her boogers out. Haha!!
The Joys.....

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