Wednesday, November 30, 2011

You know you're pregnant when:

I'm starting a new feature on this blog and while I'll try my darnedest not to turn this into a baby blog, I have to admit that I want to document every morsel of information and "goings on". I'll do my best not to ONLY post about babies and bellies so, in an effort to do that, I am going to add a new segment called, "You know you're pregnant when". I'll most likely post it on Wednesdays as part of "Oui," and because each Wednesday starts a new week of my pregnancy. (I'm 14 weeks today-- officially out of the first trimester!)

Here's the first edition:

Let me set the scene. It's after midnight. I went to bed at 7pm for my "first round" of sleeping. Now I'm up, I have energy and I'm HUNGRY. I'm eating red Doritos, in bed, and watching Hardcore Pawn on TruTV (perhaps a bit loudly because, well, I can't hear the TV over my Doritos)

Aaron: (sleepy and frustrated) What the HELL are you eating and what are all these crumbs?!
Jessi: Doritos! (Offended and pissy. Doesn't everyone eat Doritos in bed while watching TruTV?)
A:What time is it?!
J: 1 AM.
A: (loud exaggerated sigh)
J: (under my breath) Fine, I'll starve.

What'd I do? ;)

3 comments:

Nicki said...

that's adorable! I so remember those days. for me it was granola bars with Sarah and goldfish with Xander at least the dogs will have a snack in bed with the crumbs ;)

McPepe said...

I think that we have to buy you a pair of headphones so the TV won't wake Aaron up at 1 A.M. Also get him a set or earplugs so he does not have to listen to the crunching of the Doritos. You already have a vaccuum to suck up all the crumbs. No wait a minute that will be you fighting the dogs off if this continues.

Hope you are feeling better. Soup is on the way. I just have to find a Tupperware container to transport it in.

Stephani said...

Ha!

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