I often ponder; If I were a McDonalds value meal, what would I be?
A Filthy McNasty of course.
While Aaron has been away I have not gotten anything accomplished, except of course work and spent an embarrassingly excessive amount of time on Facebook.
It all came to a head about 30 minutes ago when I passed by a reflective surface and saw my hair all astray, my shirt untucked, one pant leg rolled up and a stain on my pants. Good God, what have I become? I am prim and proper to some extent and as I sit here typing there are grease spots on the most commonly used keys of my laptop keyboard. What is the grease from you ask? Well, the entire pepperoni pizza I just washed down with a Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.
God help us all.
7 comments:
I LOVE IT! Rich and I are laughing at the sheer thought of it all!!! Got to love the internet and instant communication! But you know... I want a picture!
Not even for an artic fox would I post a picture of me in all my hideousness right now!!!
...And dear lord does she want an artic fox. Hope everyone is well I have limited access to the internet here in Millwaukee(Alguquin for the good land) but have found PBR in 40 ounces. I miss my bubby and will see her soon.
oh dear lord how am I under Charlies shit this is actually Aaron.
HA! I can't decide which is more hysterical...the post or the fact that Aaron commented under someone else. Actually, it may have been funnier if he didn't post the follow up comment so we all knew :)
I knew it was Aaron, he's the only one I know that says "oh dear lord"
I knew it was Aaron, he's the only one I know that says "oh dear lord"
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